Reviews

As always I’m trying to improve the quality of our Podcast and we’ve recently been looking for a way to make it more mobile, so to speak. I think I might have found that! I’m pretty excited about it, too, because we have talked with Mistress MM at Mature Metal about coming down for a visit and doing an interview with them about their devices… This set up would make it a way way easier thing to do. This will make any interview we want to do THAT much easier! 🙂

I got this off Amazon for less than $20 and free shipping because we have a Prime membership. It was shipped by Amazon in two days (well three because of the weekend but still awesome!) It comes inside the packaging all tucked into a nice leather carrying case, how convenient! The past I like the most was that it also comes with adapters. You can use this dual lapel microphone with your smartphone, a camera and even your computer. It comes with extra wind muffs and lapel hooks and even comes with two furry little windshields. I seriously need to keep those away from my cats! LoL I bet those would be awesome if we were doing an outside interview or maybe even at an event or vendor show. For such a low price it certainly does come with a lot of little extras! Little extras make me happy!

I did test out this new little microphone for a short time and I will add some links to the audio at the end of this post. I really do think it sounds pretty good and I don’t hear any feedback or background noise or anything at all while using it. It picks up the sound of my voice wonderfully. I guess I’m a little excited about being able to record more audio teases simply by hooking the Mic into my phone. It’s so much easier than getting my whole computer set up in a quiet area and going through the whole program. This will be faster and I can even make more “on the spot” audio! Maybe even “during” audio! 🙂 So many fun possibilities.

Here are a few clips of audio from the new mic – pardon any movement sounds and stuff, I was obviously testing things out during recording.

Teaser for you boys in chastity 🙂

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We were so happy to be asked by Topco Toyz to review a few products and give our honest and unbiased opinion. Of course we love toys and trying them out so this was so perfect for us and we appreciate them asking! 

One of the toys we received was the Magic Massager G-Spot Pleaser. This is a “magic wand” or Hitachi attachment that gives you an extra boost by getting you in touch with your more sensitive spots. The attachment itself is a soft rubbery-like material. It’s almost got a sticky feeling too it right out of the package. We washed it before use (always a good idea with toys being used with your intimate areas!) And the sticky feeling didn’t really go away. It wasn’t a turn off but I felt it was something to mention. The g-spot attachment was just the right firmness to be inserted (it didn’t wiggle around too much going in) and then the to portion sat right against my clit giving me a good amount of vibration all around.

It’s not a very big size but it is angled just right to reach that spongy sensitive spot to push us ladies over the edge of an intense orgasm. It fit perfectly on my magic wand but I did have to remove the original cover to put this on.

I think this toy will be very helpful for those times I want to tie cagedmonkey up and force him to watch me please myself over and over, while he continues to be denied his own pleasure until I’m ready to give it to him! 🙂 Go check out Topco Toyz for the Magic Massager and many other great toys to add to your collection! Keep an eye out for other fun reviews coming up as we get in more playtime!

Being the internet kink celebrities that we are (yeah, right, lol), we were asked to do some unbiased product reviews for TopCo Toyz. Being the kinky people who love to use sex toys that we are, we agreed! One of the first products we tried was the Adam Male Toys P-Spot Intensity Prostate Vibe.

The “Ins and Outs”

I will admit, the P-Spot Intensity Vibe looked very intimidating in the package at first. The “that thing goes in my ass?” thought went through my mind more than once. It’s long and the business end is very bulbous, for lack of a better word. It didn’t look like it would be very comfortable.

Boy, was I wrong. 🙂

The widened end isn’t really any worse than any of the plugs I’ve worn, and the rest of the shaft is thin enough to not be a problem for me. Once in, that bulbous head does a very good job of reaching all the pleasurable areas.

Does It Work?

The vibration was smooth and, like the name of the toy implies, rather intense. When ML found my prostate with the vibrating tip, I couldn’t help but start moaning. When ML began thrusting in and out, rubbing the toy against my prostate along with the vibrations, I couldn’t keep my hips from wiggling. And when ML started stroking my cock, I humped against her and and the toy. She stroked me to an incredibly frustrating edge, leaving my cock dripping precum onto my stomach.

I flipped over to get into a better “milking” position, and I immediately began to feel the effects of the P-Spot Vibe. ML was slowly working it in and out of my ass, massaging my prostate and teasing it with strong constant vibrations. She started rubbing my balls, coaxing the cum to flow from my prostate. I was moaning loudly as I felt the pressure building, demanding release.

I felt the cum begin to slowly drip from my cock. It was maddening how slow it was – I could almost feel it flow through my cock, millimeter by millimeter. After not feeling any cum pass through my cock for about 6 months now, it was a mix of pleasure and torture. After a minute, the feelings switched mainly to torture as my body demanded a more forceful cum, but instead it was only dragged through me. I looked down between my legs and saw the milky fluid oozing from the tip of my cock. I could only manage a groan as I resigned myself to having my cum extracted from me.


Conclusion

Honestly, the P-Spot Intensity Prostate Vibe is probably one of the most pleasurable and comfortable prostate massagers I’ve ever experienced. The toy itself is firm, no seams or irregular surface areas, and the vibration is very smooth. It gives a gentle touch – at no point did I get that “ow, ok that was too hard” feeling that sometimes comes with other firm prostate massagers. Lastly, it is very well designed, able to “achieve its goals” quite efficiently. 🙂

Many thanks again to TopCo Toyz for generously gifting us with the P-Spot Intensity Vibe, as well as a few other items that we will be reviewing very soon. Stay tuned!

When I started wearing a chastity device, it took me a little bit to get used to it. Eventually I adjusted, and it was quite comfortable. But when ML and I tried to do any type of long term wear, I would start to get itchy, no matter how often I kept things clean. It soon became clear that I had to get my pubic hair situation under control.

I will freely admit that I was scared of shaving my balls – I don’t even use a blade razor on my face! So my first thought was to find some sort of hair-removal cream… no dice – those types of creams are way too harsh for the sensitive skin down there. ML and I tried waxing… yeah, never doing that again, because obvious reasons.

So it was shaving, or nothing. So I tried it out, and it worked out pretty well. The most surprising thing was that My Lady found my shaved cock and balls to be unbelievably sexy! She loves the hair on the rest of my body, so I figured she wouldn’t enjoy seeing me shaved like that. It ended up being the opposite – note, she wouldn’t have me any other way!

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Gotta admit, I like the way it looks, too.

Solving one problem brought up another – razor burn. As if the skin wasn’t sensitive enough, having a chastity cage rubbing up against my freshly shaved balls caused quite a bit of discomfort. ML and I tried a number of different lotions, but nothing seemed to work. But recently we found something that works great: Pure Romance Skin Therapy!

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Apologies for burying the lede.

This stuff really is amazing! It’s a spray that feels sort of oily on your skin when you apply it. It starts working immediately, providing a cooling sensation pretty much on contact. Once it soaks in, it softens and conditions the skin so that there is no after-shaving discomfort. Since I’ve started using this stuff, shaving is a breeze – I just spray it on right after shaving, and also once for the next couple of days before I put my cage back on… it also works great as a device lubricant! This really is wonderful stuff. It has made my shaving experience so much better, and I’d definitely recommend it to anyone with post-shave comfort issues.

We recently had the pleasure of trying out the Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers which were sent to us by UberKinky in exchange for an honest review of the product. We truly appreciate the opportunity to review sex toys. Not only is it fun to try out new products, we love sharing things we like or don’t like with you guys!!

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Cagedmonkey and I actually started looking into nipple suckers a few months ago when we were looking around for new sex toys. We wanted to see what the whole interest in them was. So this kind of worked out perfect for us. First of all let me touch on what the claim is for Nipple Suckers and why they might be enjoyable for some. For those who enjoy that sucking feeling and want to have strong, constant feeling of suction, these would be perfect. The whole idea is to wear them to create more sensation in the nipples which is great for some nipple play. Who doesn’t like the reaction they get torturing some nipples after they have become super sensitive?? 🙂 Using nipple suckers like the Max Twist Nipple suckers causes blood to rush to the skin in the nipple and makes them extra sensitive and a bit more plump and perky!

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I will say, feeling that whole sucking feeling isn’t a turn on for me but I do love playing with hubby’s nipples so we focused on getting them to work on him. We did try them on me and they definitely grabbed a hold of my large breasts and nipples and had a nice tight, pulling seal. we really had no issues attaching them to my chest but like I said… it really did nothing for me other than to make me uncomfortable. That’s my personal preference and I know that some just LOVE that feeling of pulling and tugging and suction on their nipples. Feeling them get engorged and sensitive can be a huge turn on for some! For me, I love that hubby knows just the right amount of sensation my nipples can handle.

I will say, to be used on a man, it would be 100% better to have the area they are being used on shaved or free of hair. We did have some trouble getting them to suck on to cagedmonkey but we were able to by pushing as much of the hair out of the way as possible. If you know me at all you know I am not about my man shaving his body so we used these in the way we would use them. They were very easy to adjust by twisting the top to get a gentle pull and a twist or two more created a much stronger sucking feeling. At one point I gave it too much of a twist and may have gotten a cringe and a whimper to lessen it a little hehe 🙂 Maybe that wasn’t on accident! I left them attached to CM a bit and wiggled them around and pulled on them some just to give him some time to let them draw the blood to the surface and create that extra sensitive feeling in his nipples. Afterwards I made sure to play with his nipples and give him a bit of nipple torture to make sure they worked well. I believe he’d agree that they helped heighten his sensation.

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As easy as these were to attach they were just as easy to take off. You simply twist the knob in the opposite direction and they very easily pop off. The little suckers could be used on many parts of the body and I have heard about some using them on their girlie parts. I really am not all about the suction thing so I did not attempt to use it on my own clit. I am assuming this would be fantastic for those who like the feeling of pulling and sucking on their clit. However, with how wet I get I can see there being an issue with cleaning these. The juices and wetness from my pussy would likely get inside the vacuum tube and behind the twisting mechanism and then there is no real way to clean it. That is another reason I chose not to attach it to my bits.

I will say that if you are looking for that feeling on consistent sucking on your nipples, the Max Twist Nipple suckers would work great for that. If you are looking for that feeling to be on other parts of the body I know there are different sized Nipple Suckers that would be even better for that. Overall, a good product for it’s intended use… in my opinion to use it on the wetter body parts it could get gross after a bit unless they fixed the design to add a few extra twists to get it clean up inside the suction tube.

 

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My Lady and I had the pleasure of trying out a new line of sex toys called “Ooh” by Je Joue, that recently launched on Fab.com. These are sex toys you can mix and match to create your own special collection of sexual enhancement. It’s pretty simple, you can purchase one of the “pleasure kits” which contain a motor and two shapes and then purchase others beyond that or purchase a motor and whatever shape or shapes look intriguing, provided they fit the motor. To be honest from the start, we weren’t sure what to expect mainly because ML has never really been a “vibrator girl.” The only toy that has managed to get her off with vibration was her wand, and that is one heavy duty summbitch. But, being the horny people we are, we couldn’t turn down some good old fashion sex toy fun!

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THE MOTOR

The heart of the line of toys is the interchangeable motor that comes with the accessories themselves; some of the toys could be used without the vibration feature, but whats the fun in that? ML and I had the opportunity to try out the large size motor, but they do have a mini version coming soon, as well. The motors are interchangeable with the products they fit. Each motor fits a few different products because they vary slightly in size. The “shapes” come listed with a number and each motor fits certain products. The large motor we received lists that it is compatible with the shape Numbers 1, 2, 3, 5 and 9. We were very impressed to find out that the motor is waterproof (*when the shape and motor are securely connected) and rechargeable. The motor comes with a micro USB charger and doesn’t take long to charge up to full power.

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The motor features 3 vibration speeds and 2 patterns, ranging from soft to strong straight vibration to pulse and wave patterns. The motor is pretty quiet and packs a strong punch for its size. The different vibration patterns are fun to play with as well. I will say the straight vibration seemed like it got a little uneven after a few moments of use. ML had some difficulty getting off with the patterned vibe – not sure if that’s just her, or if the patterns work better for male use. It was certainly effective on me!

THE ATTACHMENTS

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The attachments are REALLY well made. The are made from 100% body safe silicone which make them firm, but not too hard like your garden variety vibrator. The surface of the toys almost feels like it’s micro-textured, which gives it a unique feel against your skin; sensory play with these toys can be really amazing! I didn’t find any raised seams or anything that can scratch or cause injury; these toys are extremely well manufactured. It really is a smooth satiny silicone which is very soft to the touch. It’s incredibly comfortable in and on the body.

THE No. 1 PEBBLE

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The first toy ML and I tried out was the “Pebble,” a smaller sized vibrator that somewhat resembles the shape of a tongue. This toy is great for performing vibration-assisted oral sex, although ML does prefer the feeling of my tongue over the toy (I’ll take that as a compliment). ML also got creative with it and tucked it into her panties for a few minutes. It got her pussy pretty soaking wet, I must say!

We also used the toy on me, tucking it under my balls and caged cock. The vibration got to me pretty quick, and I was bulging in my cage in no time. When ML changed to the different pattern settings, I couldn’t help but squirm around. I can only imagine what being left to myself, having to endure that for hours would feel like. Such torture!

THE No. 2 CLASSIC

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This one was more up ML’s alley (pun intended).

The Classic vibrator, again, is exactly what it says it is – a classic-shaped vibrator. It has a slight curve to the tip, designed for g-spot simulation. It also slims slightly up the shaft before widening at the tip, aiding in deeper penetration…. I would guess, I don’t have a pussy or anything (Note: we didn’t try any anal play for either of us, although I’m sure the firmness and surface feel would do just fine for that).

The toy worked just great, ML was turned on and was really enjoying the feel and depth of the it. But, and this is another one of those “to be honest” things, ML had trouble fully getting off with it. Her issues with finding a truly good insertable that works for her is well documented, so I really don’t think that it’s a problem with the toy. I really just think that she prefers the feeling of my real, hard, flesh-and-blood, cock deep in her pussy (again, I will take that compliment and run with it).

THE ELECTRIC BLUE No. 3 COCK RING

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The name of this one pretty much says it all – it’s a blue cock ring. The material used to make this toy is stretchier than the others – I was afraid it wasn’t going to fit around my cock, but the ring actually had plenty of give. The ring stays snug and hugs pretty tight, but not so tight as to cause a safety issue. ML had fun putting it on my cock while I was still a little soft and watching my cock grow into the ring and stretch it. She also applied a little extra lube and stroked me with it a little bit. That, plus the vibration was a mind blower!

I think it goes without saying that there wasn’t much for ML to do with the Electric Blue, due to her significant lack of having a penis… but she sure did enjoy teasing and torturing me with it!

imageThank you to Fab.com for asking us to review these great products. After checking out this line we noticed some other great looking products by Je Joue that we might want to try!