Off Topic

Most of you should know we bought a house recently and moved, and if you don’t, where the hell have you been? 🙂 Anyway, moving and updating the house and painting and everything has been a lot of work. We’ve gotten a lot done but do have some other projects we need to work on this summer. First things first, I REALLY want my microwave installed instead of sitting in a box on my kitchen floor! So, anyway, we moved into the house last week and have been working hard to get unpacked, which is tiring and annoying. We’re just trying to get back into the swing of things while half of what we own is still packed away and we are wading through boxes on a daily basis.

While moving in last week and the week before we met some of our new neighbors! It just so happens our one neighbor right next door is a couple of kinksters, married with kids! It’s been extremely fun getting to know them, needless to say! They are a bit younger than us, she is a pretty kinky young lady and identifies as a switch (with some brattiness!) while her hubby is more on the vanilla side but they are totally getting into learning rope and exploring this whole fun world we live. 

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So we also found out that one of our couple friends that we met at the munch, and who we’ve been to a private dungeon party a couple times with, also live in the same subdivision, not too far from us. So it seems we picked the right place to live when we chose this house!

What’s really interesting is the potential with our next door neighbor. Since she’s switchy and her hubby doesn’t want her playing with men, it kinda works perfectly in my desire to play with and Domme a girl. She’s actually a cute little bbw girl too and she’s also a photographer so… There’s just really a lot of potential in both friendship and who knows what else. 

Oh! And she’s a great writer so I’m trying to see if she’d like me to set her up a blog hosted through our server on fetblogger. So maybe you guys will be reading her stories soon and perhaps seeing some of her pics!

So, um, yeah… not really sure how to approach this subject on a sex/chastity/orgasm denial blog, but I promised to be real and talk about everything, so….

I found out today that I’m sick. Not just “cough and cold” sick; I’m talking about “there’s a not-so-small chance I may end up needing an organ transplant” sick.

Yeah, no, seriously.

Now, don’t go freaking out – I did enough of that this afternoon for all of us put together. I haven’t even talked to my doctor yet, although I know enough about lab tests to understand the situation I’m in. It’s not really worth going into the details, except to say that:

  1. It’s serious.
  2. It needs to be addressed right away.
  3. I’m not dead yet. 🙂

That’s the thing… I’m not “symptomatic” sick, which is a blessing. I have a chance to handle this and, while not getting myself back to perfect health, keep myself at the decent level of health I’m currently at. Although, not being symptomatic keeps my horniness from not cumming for three months from going away… which is another blessing, I guess.

So, seriously… relax. I’m not going anywhere just yet. I’m still the horny, desperate, orgasm denied monkey I’ve been for the last few years. And My Lady and I are going to do everything we can to keep it that way.

I know we haven’t posted in a bit and we’ve been a little quiet on Twitter the last couple days, but it’s ok! We are alive and well and enjoying a nice vacation back home in New York! We decided to take a few days to head back to see family since it’s been about a year and a half since we’ve been to the city to see anyone.

I appreciate the text messages, DM’s and emails asking if we are ok! It is so wonderful to be cared about by so many! It’s crazy that pretty much 99% of you we do not really know, especially in real life but you still care when we seemingly aren’t around for a few days! I promise you we are good! We stopped and spent a couple days with some kinky friends (in a vanilla way, due to the kids) and then headed off to NY. We will be here for a couple days and then head back to our kinky friends house for a few days again before heading home next weekend. Once we get back things will be crazy and lots of changes happening but all good changes!

I did realize after we left that I forgot the Mic to do a podcast with our kinky friends but it’s all good, maybe next time… They will be out to see us in May, I believe. 🙂 

Feel free to messages or write us anytime, we do loving hearing from you all! 

A little bit of a late Christmas post but we do hope that you all had a fantastic Christmas. We had a great time seeing family on Christmas Eve and enjoying a yummy dinner and gifts. Then we spent Christmas day at home as a family in jammies all day playing with new toys and, yesterday, our little Christmas-time was extended when we dropped the kids off to grandma’s so we could go out with a friend.

I think the kids were happy with all their new toys and hubby and I got things for each other that are more for both of us so that’s awesome. I did end up getting an amazing kinky gift too from our friend. Such an incredible, handcrafted piece and I am thoroughly impressed with it and so grateful to have been given this extremely thoughtful gift. I just love it so much and… It’s BLUE (and kind of silver looking)!!!

I completely love it and I can not wait to try it out. The handle is so perfect and it’s curved just right and fits in my hand. The wood is exquisite and so smooth. I fondled that thing all night and didn’t feel a single flaw. Not a bump or rough spot anywhere on it. It really is an amazing piece of work. I would have loved to try it out last night but just didn’t have the right opportunity. 🙂 

We love that we have gotten to share another year with you. Again, we hope you all had an awesome Christmas and hope you have a fantastic New Year!! 

As always I’m trying to improve the quality of our Podcast and we’ve recently been looking for a way to make it more mobile, so to speak. I think I might have found that! I’m pretty excited about it, too, because we have talked with Mistress MM at Mature Metal about coming down for a visit and doing an interview with them about their devices… This set up would make it a way way easier thing to do. This will make any interview we want to do THAT much easier! 🙂

I got this off Amazon for less than $20 and free shipping because we have a Prime membership. It was shipped by Amazon in two days (well three because of the weekend but still awesome!) It comes inside the packaging all tucked into a nice leather carrying case, how convenient! The past I like the most was that it also comes with adapters. You can use this dual lapel microphone with your smartphone, a camera and even your computer. It comes with extra wind muffs and lapel hooks and even comes with two furry little windshields. I seriously need to keep those away from my cats! LoL I bet those would be awesome if we were doing an outside interview or maybe even at an event or vendor show. For such a low price it certainly does come with a lot of little extras! Little extras make me happy!

I did test out this new little microphone for a short time and I will add some links to the audio at the end of this post. I really do think it sounds pretty good and I don’t hear any feedback or background noise or anything at all while using it. It picks up the sound of my voice wonderfully. I guess I’m a little excited about being able to record more audio teases simply by hooking the Mic into my phone. It’s so much easier than getting my whole computer set up in a quiet area and going through the whole program. This will be faster and I can even make more “on the spot” audio! Maybe even “during” audio! 🙂 So many fun possibilities.

Here are a few clips of audio from the new mic – pardon any movement sounds and stuff, I was obviously testing things out during recording.

Teaser for you boys in chastity 🙂

Excerpt from a Story

Just a quick post to let you all know we will be out of town for a few days! In a few short days cagedmonkey and I will be celebrating a beautiful union in both the Vanilla, friends and family traditional way and the kinky only those in the know way. I’m really looking forward to seeing such an amazing couple become one. Since this blog focuses on the kinky side of things that is where I will take this post.

On Saturday, we will get to witness one of our best friends taking her she-male slave as her wife, to control and own and have in whatever way she pleases. I think that is a beautiful thing. She is not only making the commitment to him to be his wife but he is making that same kinky commitment to her. He is promising to be her she-male slave wife to serve and please her in whatever way she wants. Giving himself to her fully to control and be what she wants him to be, whether the big strong man who can fuck her or the sissy feminine slave wife she deserves. It’s really interesting being a part of this and more so that cagedmonkey gets to officiate the kinky wedding! He’s written some beautiful things for these two and I look forward to being part of it.

I do wish I could go into much more detail and all that and those of you that know… already know… those of you that don’t, I wish you could!!!! Anyway, it’s going to be a fun weekend!!

Do you know anything about the Gorean lifestyle and/or kajira? I recently had a long time friend confide in me that she was into this lifestyle. I don’t know much about it but from what I gather (this is very little reading and listening to her) it is very similar to a Master/slave relationship in the bdsm world. Rules to follow, she is the masters property and is not allowed to question, etc. Over the past few days we’ve been chatting about this and it seems she’s been a very very good girl. I would be so proud if she were my submissive! She’s very obedient and devoted.

Anyway, the reason I’m writing this post is to reach out to ask if my readers, their friends and anyone else you might know to give this poor girl some advice. She is a kajira in distress and is spiraling down fast. Here is her story – if you have questions, please ask and I will get answers!

I’m a kajira. I met a gorean Master online. He started training me, as I was brand new. I was also going through a divorce. I followed every rule I was given and He is a very dominant man. Everything was decided by Him. He told me that there would come a time He would need to leave me alone for a while, that after the divorce I would need that time, it was for the best. Last I heard from Him was January 16 and now His email no longer works, as of yesterday. I’m lost, sick to my stomach. I’ve remained devoted and faithful, following every rule. have I been abandoned? He would post how much He hated hearing about a kajira being abandoned, but I wasn’t collared yet. Before He stopped communicating, He’d told me He’d picked out my collar that I would wear the rest of my life. I fell in love with this man. Now I feel broken.

Ladies and gents, I need some serious help for this girl. She hasn’t heard from her Master in almost 6 months. Has she been abandoned? Does she give up waiting to see if he will again contact her? She’s so devoted and faithful to the lifestyle that she has continued to follow her rules and report to him and even continued to ask permission for everything – all without response from him all these months. She is not allowed to speak to other men (to ask another Master for advice), according to her rules, unless they are approved by her Master, but does she even have a Master anymore? She desperately needs advice! Please, I am asking you for help and for you to share this post to help this girl. She is one of my best friends and she trusted me with telling me about her living this lifestyle.

WARNING: OFF TOPIC POST AHEAD! 🙂

(And also, Walking Dead spoilers, but that should be obvious)

I didn’t want to write a blog post about The Walking Dead finale, mainly because it’s a major off-topic tangent for this blog. I did want to get my idea on record, however, so I would look like a genius months from now when I was proven right. So, instead of posting, I explained my theory in a series of tweets after the finale. I decided to post it here, after reasons that will become clear later. For now, I will explain my theory on who got Lucille’d.

First off, let me say that I feel the ending sequence of the TWD finale was brilliant (how they got to that point, not so much). It reminded me very much of the ending of the Sopranos: How do you film something that EVERYONE has a different idea of how it should look, so there is no good way to film it? The answer – you don’t. You let the viewer experience it. The thematic connection between TWD and the Sopranos is no accident, here.

The central theme of my theory is the concept of establishing first person view shots. The Sopranos did this in the diner scene perfectly, and TWD started this immediately with the opening shot of the episode.

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This mysterious shot was later revealed to be the viewpoint from inside the van holding the characters who were captured. It would only become clear how important the use of first-person point of view would be until the very end of the episode. I propose that this view is from the same person that ended up being killed by Negan.

With this info, we can now narrow it down to four characters – Daryl, Michonne, Rosita, and Glenn.

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(Note: I do not think it was a coincidence that two of the characters most-wildly rumoured to die were chosen to be put in that van, for this specific reason.)

But wait a moment… who is that we see just as the van doors are opening?

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That’s Daryl’s hair seated in front of the doomed-to-die character. Since it’s impossible to see the back of your own head, that makes Daryl safe.

So, who’s sitting behind Daryl in the van?

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None other than Rick’s latest love interest, Michonne (apparently, being Rick’s girlfriend has become a survival risk). You can see here that her viewpoint is exactly where it should be for the first person shot – behind Daryl, slightly above his head, leaning softly forward to center her view in the van. Michonne is also placed to Rick’s right in the execution lineup; Negan slightly motions to the left when mentioning Rick during the final scene.

INTERJECTION TIME!
The reason I decided to post this was because  I was doing a little searching for TWD finale theories, and I came across a website claiming to have a brand new theory based on “first-person” view. Brand new? That’s an interesting way of describing it. The website was also using pretty much the same screenshots I referenced in my tweets. Interesting…. I guess? The funny thing is that the website doesn’t flat out commit to Michonne being Negan’s victim. The reason for that is that they didn’t rip off the entirety of my theory. There’s more… more that just about seals it up in my mind.

During Negan’s “Eeny Meeny Miney Moe” game, he gives each character a good, menacing, up-close look at Lucille. He intimidates each person, pointing the bat in their face, leaving them to wonder if they will be the one who gets it in the end. But watch it again, and pay close attention: every character gets a shot of Lucille up in their grill EXCEPT for…

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… I wouldn’t have built it up so much if it wasn’t MICHONNE. There is not ONE FRAME where Lucille is in the same shot as Michonne.

So, Negan threatens everyone but Michonne with the bat? No, that doesn’t make any sense. Besides, we get a really good look at when Negan points Lucille at Michonne:

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The whole ending scene is filmed brilliantly. The main focus isn’t Negan at all, it’s Lucille. The bat almost seems to glow in Negan’s hand as he threatens each character with it, and it was a deliberate decision to avoid showing Lucille and Michonne from a third-person point of view. If that did occur, it would break the subtle connection between her first-person view and the weapon itself.

Stylistically, Michonne is the only one that makes sense. Plot-wise, Michonne’s death would have the biggest impact on the storyline (giving Rick major motivation for revenge against Negan), without risking losing a huge chunk of the TWD fan base (as killing off Daryl would do) or losing credibility with the audience (as a post-death-fakeout Glenn exit would do). It also doesn’t hurt the theory when you consider that in real life, actress Danai Gurira has a growing Broadway project, as well as a new movie to work on.